3/11/2010

Is there any tips you can give me to stop me having to get sand out of every part of my body after each match

Yes there are many ways to overcome this problem. My preferred method is to get some satin Estapol (gloss or matt will work just as well) and give my body a good coating the day before. This makes it very easy to wipe off the sand with a damp cloth later. For hot days I reapply a second coat 60 minutes before the match.

How can my team beat a team much better than ours ?

I recommend bring a friend with you and when the opposing team seems to have the upper hand, get them to rock the best player car which will set their car alarm off and forcing them to either leave the match or at least be distracted.

What advice to you have to overcome nerves before making a speech after winning the grand final.

I commonly use the technique of drinking heavily, that way I don't really notice the nerves and the others will laugh at you no matter what you say.

Can I claim my match fees as a tax deduction.

Unless you have a very astute lawyer or 3 to 5 years to spare unfortunately no. If you would like to get back at the Tax Department, do what I do, complete your tax return in roman numerals.

I can't find enough friends to play

What I normally do when I find I don't have enough friends is get a big piece of cardboard and make some cutout ones. Not only do I enjoy the Arts & Craft activity, but I also get to design a friend of my own - or you can use our online notice board facility and ask someone to join you.